http://medical.allcrazyjokes.com Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:15:08 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Woman: I have a problem. Doctor: Well, are you regular? Woman: Yes I am. Every day I do a number one at 7:30 in the morning and a number two at 8:30. Doctor: So, what's the problem? Woman: I don't get up until 9:30. ... http://medical.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/66/regularity/ Man: Doc, you've gotta help me. I'm hearing voices but I don't see people. Doc: And when are you hearing these voices? Man: When I'm on the telephone. #cat#Medical Care Jokes#/cat# http://medical.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/65/hearing-voices/ A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. ... http://medical.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/64/sheep-heart/ Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain." "Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking." #cat#Funny Medical Jokes#/cat# http://medical.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/63/stupid-patient/ A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter speaks with them and asks what good each has done in their life. Doctor: "I have devoted my life to the sick ... http://medical.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/62/a-dose-of-hmos-own-medicine/ A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin top produce ... http://medical.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/61/the-knob/ There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why ... http://medical.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/60/santa-singh/ A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent ... http://medical.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/59/i-see-you/ # Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. # The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. # Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. # The patient refused autopsy. # The patient has no previous history of suicides. # Patient ... http://medical.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/58/medical-charts-2/ A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet -- I don't need to ask my patients these kind ... http://medical.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/57/veterinarian/